This was the text conversation between Jeremy and me this morning.
Jeremy: “Good morning. How’d you sleep?”
Me: “Slept fine; you?”
Jeremy: “I slept good. Heard Maria set up a “No” chorus at 7:30, heard the nursery door shut, got up and found G standing in the hallway with his bike helmet. At least he had his clothes on this time.”
Me: “We’re so screwed.”
Jeremy: “I’m not sure what his plan was..making a break for freedom I guess. But, yes.”
Me: “What did you do with him?”
Jeremy: “Hang him from the fan and turned it on high.”
Me: “I’m sure that was good for the fan.”
Life with kids = always something new…even if you aren’t ready.